Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.4. Artificial intelligence is no. I was quite sure of that.'I'm going over to Tracey's. She's having a party tonight as a goodbye to everyone.''Oh, well don't be home too late and if you are out all night, make sure you take some protection'You look nice where are you going?''Gay convention.' my brother Alex said, his head absorbed in his Nintendo DS as he sat at the dining table.'For the last time, I'm not gay.''Sure,' Alex said 'I'll beleive you. Just wait til your gone. I'll be looking for your mags in your bedroom.''Only because you don't have any of your own you dirty pervert.'.' she winked. Alex roared 'Good Lord, he has a dick!'Dinner went by quickly. Or as quickly as I could have hoped. It was still light by the time I left and headed towards Tracey's house.She lived a few streets away so it wasn't much of a walk home.Tracey was the one that started it all for me. She was my guardian angel they say. When I was thirteen, a tiny little squirt with an ego half the size of London and an attitude to match. But.
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